I honestly can't even.
  2. Airports
    They bring out the worst in everyone.
  3. Campsites
    It's all fun and games until the bugs come out, the toilet paper is gone, and it's raining. Why do people do this?
  4. Small elevators
    Especially those that smell like years of sneaky farts.
  5. Zoos
    The smells. The animal incarceration. It's all too much.
  6. Dog parks
    Opposite problem of the zoo-animals running young and wild and free, with poop everywhere and their tongues hanging out. No sir.
  7. Sample sales
    People devolve into evil trolls when tempted by leather and cashmere at 80% off.
    Suggested by @LizDawson