PHRASES THAT MADE ME NEARLY SAY "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" AT WORK

Actual things people have said to or around me in the last week in a corporate environment.
  1. "I've seen bigger."
    Referring to the size of an email attachment.
  2. "How much harder?"
    In response to a question about upcoming hard work.
  3. "Come on, this is taking forever."
    A presentation wouldn't load. Meanwhile, I nearly collapsed with Michael Scott giggles.