REASONS MY OFFICE DOOR IS CLOSED

  1. I'm on a work call
  2. I'm on a personal call
  3. The secretary outside my office is sighing loudly again
  4. I'm power napping
  5. I'm eating things that crunch (so, everything)
  6. Something happened in the world and I don't want to hear my coworkers' opinions about it
  7. I'm crying over a YouTube video (likely an ad) or a well-written advice column
    "Ask Polly" on nymag.com pretty much always gets me
  8. I'm watching "The Office" on my iPad and musing about how realistic it is
  9. I want you to think I've gone home for the day in the middle of the day
  10. I've gone home for the day in the middle of the day