Requested by Mary Murphy

THINGS OVER WHICH I WOULD DUEL YOU IF YOU EVER INSULTED THEIR HONOR

Thanks @marymurphy, I feel so honored!
  1. My family.
    Crazy, dysfunctional, annoying - ALL ADJECTIVES NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE AGAINST MY FAMILY BUT ME.
  2. My friends.
    See above.
  3. Michelle and Barack's relationship.
    They're like family, so this is repetitive, but still.
  4. Beyonce is the Queen forever and ever.
    Amen. I will literally fight you if you try to pretend she doesn't have the range.
  5. French fries.
    WHO RAISED YOU?
  6. 2003-2004 was the best year in music.
    Just trust me on this.
  7. 90s R&B music video love is the only love worth having.
    I promise to passionately pursue it.
  8. Jess is Rory's soulmate but deserves better.
    Dean is a whiny, controlling baby; Logan is an entitled jerk, and Rory became insufferable once she went to college.
  9. The Oxford comma.
    I will duel you, the strippers, JFK, and Abraham Lincoln over the necessity of this blessed grammatical helper.
  10. Salt & vinegar chips
    This may be my most polarizing love. I demand you honor it!