THINGS OVER WHICH I WOULD DUEL YOU IF YOU EVER INSULTED THEIR HONOR
Thanks @marymurphy, I feel so honored!
- •My family.Crazy, dysfunctional, annoying - ALL ADJECTIVES NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE AGAINST MY FAMILY BUT ME.
- •My friends.See above.
- •Michelle and Barack's relationship.They're like family, so this is repetitive, but still.
- •Beyonce is the Queen forever and ever.Amen. I will literally fight you if you try to pretend she doesn't have the range.
- •French fries.WHO RAISED YOU?
- •2003-2004 was the best year in music.Just trust me on this.
- •90s R&B music video love is the only love worth having.I promise to passionately pursue it.
- •Jess is Rory's soulmate but deserves better.Dean is a whiny, controlling baby; Logan is an entitled jerk, and Rory became insufferable once she went to college.
- •The Oxford comma.I will duel you, the strippers, JFK, and Abraham Lincoln over the necessity of this blessed grammatical helper.
- •Salt & vinegar chipsThis may be my most polarizing love. I demand you honor it!