Movies That Traumatized Me As A Child

"There are wounds that are deeper than anything that bleeds." -Oprah
  1. Fall of the House of Usher
    Vincent Price plays the ude in my nightmares
  2. The Jerk
    Asked my dad what a blow job was and he responded, "ask your mother"
  3. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar
    Sister made we watch on every car trip. Wesley Snipes went drag. I didn't sleep for two weeks.
  4. Mrs. Doubtfire
    Robin Williams went drag. I didn't sleep for three weeks.
  5. We Sing in Sillyville
    Scariest non-horror movie of all time. I refuse to sit on porches to this day.
  6. Hocus Pocus
    Sarah Jessica Parker is scary enough when she doesn't play a witch.
  7. Pinocchio
    Scene with the guy who is mean to the donkeys haunts me
  8. Jumanji
    I still don't play board games