Funny things my wife said during pregnancy

Pregnancy rage is real
  1. Project Runway
    After Alyssa Milano changed the ranking set up on Project Runway: "Who the fuck are you? How dare you take what Heidi and Tim built and tear it down. I will come for you in the night. I will burn your house down."
  2. Deadlines
    "I have to grow an ear in the next week, what kind of deadlines are you working with?!?!" - Aimee on week 17 of pregnancy
  3. Teacher
    "I just wanted to kick her in the face, but like in a mentoring way."