49 PLACES CLOSER TO LEVI'S STADIUM COMPARED TO SAN FRANCISCO

(welcome to the Bay Area let me be your tour guide)
  1. Super Bowl 50 does not take place in San Francisco opposed to the LIES you have been told.
  2. It will be held at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, which is 43 miles south of SF.
  3. Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk (39 miles)
  4. Facebook HQ (15 miles)
  5. The Japanese Friendship Garden (12 miles)
    Look, a miniature Golden Gate Bridge!
  6. Google HQ (9.3 miles)
  7. My brother's dorm at SJSU (9.2 miles)
    Note: he has a man pony tail and a beard now and does not look like the peep boy in this photo anymore
  8. LA VIC's AKA THE BEST PLACE TO GET TACO FRIES AT MIDNIGHT (7.9 miles)
  9. The Old Spaghetti Factory (7.8 miles)
  10. Great America Theme Park (0.3 miles)
    Just step out of Levi's and you're there.