MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY
Inspired by @samanthastone
- •Beanie Babies are the most valuable thing I own.
- •Let me be the DD tonight.
- •After thinking it through, I have decided that my idols most definitely Billy Ray Cyrus, during his Hannah Montana days.
- •Instead of eating out, let's just microwave some leftovers.
- •Really, I do enjoy paying for the extra fees on Ticketmaster.
- •Eventually I will settle down in suburbia and fulfill my life dream of being a soccer mom.