MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @samanthastone
  1. Beanie Babies are the most valuable thing I own.
  2. Let me be the DD tonight.
  3. After thinking it through, I have decided that my idols most definitely Billy Ray Cyrus, during his Hannah Montana days.
  4. Instead of eating out, let's just microwave some leftovers.
  5. Really, I do enjoy paying for the extra fees on Ticketmaster.
  6. Eventually I will settle down in suburbia and fulfill my life dream of being a soccer mom.