1. He's great at breaking doors. All types of doors.
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  2. He makes for a great faceswap
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  3. He's funny. Like, all the time. Are you following him yet?
  4. He's the best dance partner.
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  5. He is a damn good writer. Follow him. Are you following him yet? @samdouken
  6. He likes good drinks. Which also helps his dancing skills.
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  7. I can't seem to remember how we met but I'm glad it was however long ago it was.
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