HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT I BETTER NOT SEE AGAIN NEXT YEAR

  1. Skull Candy/Day of the Dead. That seems like too much effort just to blend in with the 12 other skull candy girls at your party. Also, face paint and regular clothes is not a costume.
  2. Wendy Peffercorn. It was cute and original the first time I saw it. That's it. Just the first time. Also, you will never be as hot as Wendy Peffercorn.
  3. Minions. Oh dear god knock it off with the minions.
  4. A blow up costume at a crowded bar or party. We get it, you're like, really funny.