Thoughts at the airport

  1. Ok so I'm at my house and I don't want to be rushing for my flight but I don't want to be there 2 hours early
  2. do I have to pay for a uber, or should I bother a friend for a ride
  3. I decided to uber and Maneesh hasn't said a word to me...perfect
  4. *arrives 2 hours early* GOD DAMNIT IM IN A LINE
    good thing I left so early because this line will take forever
  5. *10 minutes later* that went by fast...
  6. FUCK WHAT DO I DO FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF??!?
  7. *finds nearest bar where bartender looks chill and will accept fake*
  8. grow the balls to finally order a beer and continue to drink 6
  9. pee 4 times in 1 hour
  10. board the plane hammered drunk and pass out
  11. arrive in destination