THE ORDER IN WHICH I WASH MY BODY:

Every time, every day
  1. My feet
  2. My calves
  3. My knees
  4. My thighs
  5. My inner thighs
  6. My outer thighs
  7. The front of my thighs
  8. The back of my thighs
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  10. -------
  11. My belly button
  12. My back
  13. -------
  14. My armpits
  15. My neck
  16. My face
  17. My hair
  18. Whole body rinse
  19. ALL DONE!!!!