KRAFT COCKTAIL RECIPE

You'll wanna use your smaller glass, the one that didn't match the other ones Sheila took when she moved back in with her mom.
  1. Ice
    I have these big cubes. They're pretty cloudy. You could probably do something different.
  2. Absolut
    Just pour it in there until it's almost to the top of the cube. Leave the fancy stuff to 1988 Tom Cruise.
  3. Diet Tonic
    Every little bit helps. You're going to need to drop a few lbs. before you get back in the swiping for sex racket. Just pour it in there until the glass is mostly full.
  4. Capri Sun
    Really any garbage juice will do. With the kids gone you might not have any Capris. Just splash whatever in there to taste.