KRAFT COCKTAIL RECIPE
You'll wanna use your smaller glass, the one that didn't match the other ones Sheila took when she moved back in with her mom.
- •IceI have these big cubes. They're pretty cloudy. You could probably do something different.
- •AbsolutJust pour it in there until it's almost to the top of the cube. Leave the fancy stuff to 1988 Tom Cruise.
- •Diet TonicEvery little bit helps. You're going to need to drop a few lbs. before you get back in the swiping for sex racket. Just pour it in there until the glass is mostly full.
- •Capri SunReally any garbage juice will do. With the kids gone you might not have any Capris. Just splash whatever in there to taste.