MOST ANTICIPATED MOMENTS IN BOOTLEG DVD OF NEW STAR WARS
- •Camera autofocuses during scrolling infinity text
- •Baby cries in distance
- •Man coughs near camera
- •Distracting Korean subtitles
- •Someone bumps tripod
- •Disappointment, not only in the quality of a DVD purchased outside a papuseria, but in my expectation of a franchise as old as myself to remain unchanged yet deliver something that appeals to both my current taste and my nostalgic infantilism.