- •Tell your cousin about the cool house you'd buy your mom.She deserves it, man. Putting up with your shit all these years.
- •Tell your girl how good it'll feel to pay off your debts.Not just the credit cards but like money you borrowed ten years ago--but with interest. Crazy interest.
- •Of course a few nice things for you.Time to ditch the Camry and SNES. Do they even make tube televisions anymore. Nice pad, natch, but also some like fresh calamari and a trip or two. Nothing too ostentatious of course.
- •Charity.Kids have had a tough time this year. And countries. AIDS too. Spread it around a little. Ease some pain you know.
- •Invest.Hire one of those big financial wizards to get that money working for you. Maybe even make some movies. Good money in movies. DiCaprio!!!!!
- •Defeat all Powerbrawl opponents with cunning and razor sharp survival skills.Look, these guys are hungry. Never sleep for a second or you'll get deaded faster than that time you played Street Fighter 2 on your SNES against your cousin in your mom's ratty ass ranch in Abingdon. You fucking dipshit button mashing Camry driving paycheck to paycheck living chump--do you think this is a fucking game? Stop eating garbage and train. Day. And. Night. Train until there's nothing left in you but kill.