SNOOPY ALTER EGOS RANKED BY LIKELIHOOD YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM

  1. 1.
    Joe Cool
    Probably could've stopped here.
  2. 2.
    Joe Motocross
    But maybe you're into dirtbikes.
  3. 3.
    Joe Preppy
    Or, like, Ivy League acapella.
  4. 4.
    Joe Grunge
    Nah, man. We're cool '93. I see you.
  5. 5.
    Joe Sandbagger
    Why not? I mean why the hell not? Smh, Schulz.