5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. It was a milkshake, but when you're drunk you sometimes get confused.
  2. My cat's bean toes
  3. I feel like this cake was tasty but honestly I don't remember eating it. A travesty.
  4. That time the verified account for The Tab felt threatened by the newspaper I write for bc we said they don't write real news (true)
  5. My cat looking like a tiny angel