Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. This made me lol so obviously I screenshot it only to forget about it until now.
  2. Failed camping, technology is weird.
    One time my friends and I tried to go camping in Big Sur on 4th of July like idiots, couldn't find a spot and had to stay at the house of a guy my friend went on ONE date with's house. They had a thing where if you tweeted with the hashtag it would etch your tweet into sand under their coffee table. They also drugged us with weed tea but it was chill. Evidently I screenshot it to remember the moment, which I have effectively remembered.
  3. I just needed this in my life. And phone.
  4. An accident.
    Yeah my fucking background is waffles.
  5. I friend I relate to.