THINGS I THINK ARE BULLSHIT

To be continued forever
  1. The serving size of an avocado is 1/5th of a whole avocado
    Which will brown and turn to shit before you use the rest.
  2. When people say Carrie and Aiden should have ended up together.
    Aiden is too good for Carrie. Carrie and Big are made for each other because they are both jerks in the love department. That is final.
  3. America's healthcare system
    Obviously, I'm just recently off my parents insurance.
  4. Salad
    What do I take off my burger? Lettuce and tomato. What's the worst part of a BLT? L. T. What I'm staying is there are healthy foods that taste good. Why am I eating lettuce?