CAREERS CONSIDERED BY ONE COLLEGE STUDENT IN THE SPAN OF A SINGLE 40-MINUTE ADVISING APPOINTMENT

100% true.
  1. Dietician
  2. Physical therapist
  3. "The person who takes care of the tigers at one of those refuges"
  4. Film director
  5. International businessperson (note: does not speak a foreign language)
  6. And, oh yeah, "serial killer interviewer"