Things My Five-year-old Son Said to Strangers Today

He's friendly.
  1. I'll sell you one of my Nerf guns for fifty bucks
    Said to the airport shuttle driver, Laronda
  2. Hey. Nice suitcase.
    Said to a pilot walking through the airport.
  3. Hey. Sweet Sharpie.
    Said to American Airlines employee at check-in gate. He really likes Sharpies.
  4. If it's okay with you, I'll tell you the ages of every member of my family.
    Said to random person at airport who now knows how old I am.
  5. Just give me the cash now and I'll mail it to you.
    Said to Laronda when she asked if he had the Nerf gun with him.