IMMEDIATE "I DONT FUCK WITH YOU" SIGNS ON TINDER

  1. Beach pics
  2. Enormous group photos
  3. "I like smart women"
  4. "If u don't have a personality I'm not interested lol"
  5. An all-selfie photo roll
  6. A feigned stoic facial expression and folded arms
  7. Daintily holding a shot
  8. With a baby in a photo and a disclaimer at the bottom that says "NOT MY BABY"
  9. Graphic tee shirts
  10. Any variation of a straw hat
  11. "Down to earth guy"