NOTES FOUND ON MY PHONE THAT I'M COMPLETELY DUMBFOUNDED BY

Inspired by @tavi's list.
  1. Unsure if this is a joke or a mere observation or a serious cry for help
  2. Turn up, I guess
  3. Did I do this? Will I do this in the future? Who knows.
  4. Thinking I was really clever repurposing a line from Rick Ross' "Sanctified"
  5. A worthwhile purchase