WAYS I WANT TO LIVE THAT ARE SO FUCKIN TYPICAL

  1. Everything is linen. My clothes are linen and there are linen tablecloths and curtains flowing in a light breeze. The dogs bowl is linen too which he's pretty upset about probably
  2. There are hardwood floors and they're always spotless
  3. I collect maps
  4. I work on acquiring the perfect wardrobe over time. I buy the perfect leather boots for $500 and they wait for me by the distressed wooden door on the bamboo floor mat
  5. I actually like sipping on a hard alcohol straight up and do it to wind down after a hard day
  6. I have a dog that only ever wants to chill on the couch with me
  7. There's a shed in my backyard where I practice carving designs into leather belts and my boyfriend makes harps
  8. My vinyl collection is disgustingly varied and I somehow have every track memorized and also have a wealth of knowledge on the artist's process/struggle to finally sign with a record company
  9. There are baskets I've weaved all over the place
  10. There's just like a bowl of nice fruit on the table that I casually eat from every once in a while and it never goes bad