Can't Do It No Matter How Hard I Try

  1. Apply false eyelashes
  2. Watch Ted 2
    Fine I'll admit - I'm not really trying
  3. Like the valley
    It's so hot!!
  4. My laundry
  5. Refer to myself in third person
  6. Understand New York geography
  7. Blow dry my own hair
  8. Take a shot of Fireball
    When did everyone get together and decide that cinnamon and alcohol mix well?
  9. Read The Diary of a Young Girl
    I know I know, I'm too old to be this poorly read! But no time of year feels like the right time of year to dive into this one...
  10. Drive the speed limit