REASONS I CALLED IN SICK

  1. I haven't seen last night's Bachelorette EP and Kelsey is for sure going to ruin it.
  2. I can't lie about my cool summer plans anymore.
  3. I want to watch Fixer Upper on HGTV.
  4. I have a sick fb status taking a while to perfect.
  5. Heather is sick and we were seen talking to each other at the Weekly Meeting.
  6. I always dreamed of joining the circus.
  7. I need to work on my Halloween costume.
  8. These Cheetos aren't going to finish themselves.
  9. This Google cartoon is taking a while to load.