REASONS I CALLED IN SICK
- •I haven't seen last night's Bachelorette EP and Kelsey is for sure going to ruin it.
- •I can't lie about my cool summer plans anymore.
- •I want to watch Fixer Upper on HGTV.
- •I have a sick fb status taking a while to perfect.
- •Heather is sick and we were seen talking to each other at the Weekly Meeting.
- •I always dreamed of joining the circus.
- •I need to work on my Halloween costume.
- •These Cheetos aren't going to finish themselves.
- •This Google cartoon is taking a while to load.