THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING HOCKEY

  1. I could never do that.
  2. Are they friends in real life?
  3. What snacks are people in the stands eating?
  4. Why is the puck so small?
  5. No uniform should be white.
  6. Where is the zamboni?
  7. I bet everything smells bad.
  8. Who cleans the shoes?
  9. I want nachos.