WHY I'M ANGRY
- •There is a sticky residue on my wood floor.
- •I'm home from vacation.
- •My dog woke me up at 6am.
- •I didn't get to see the last Bachelorette.
- •My house smells like pee.
- •I hate wearing glasses.
- •My dog has pissed all over my house and then walked it through the remaining rooms.
- •I walked in too much pee.