1. There is a sticky residue on my wood floor.
  2. I'm home from vacation.
  3. My dog woke me up at 6am.
  4. I didn't get to see the last Bachelorette.
  5. My house smells like pee.
  6. I hate wearing glasses.
  7. My dog has pissed all over my house and then walked it through the remaining rooms.
  8. I walked in too much pee.