Names To Avoid When Having A Vagina Monster.
I'm taking about babies.
- •ThomThat H though....
- •NevaehAh, the old heaven spelled backwards trick. Nothing heavenly about this name. The mom probably has the Kate plus 8 haircut
- •TobiasThis name sounds like it came from a super religious family that doesn't have electricity and occasionally enjoys family game nights. They also have a family band. Tobias is on the spoons
- •Dick"Honey, lets name our kid after a penis!"
- •FlocusI have a friend that is pregnant and i had a dream the other night she named her kid Flocus. It sounds like a wizard rapper.
- •La-ALUH DASH UH. STAHP, GIRL.
- •Anything containing an unneccessary apostrophe.Sha'Niyah Da'Nae. What purpose do these apostrophes serve? Are these names contractions or showing ownership?
- •Porkchop BeefslabIn high school my friend told me there was a student at our high school named Porkchop. For 4 years a searched for this student. Senior year, I found out this was a joke. Moral of the story: don't name your kid Porkchop Beefslab.