MY BEST EXCUSES FOR BAILING ON SOCIAL PLANS
I'm not proud but this could be useful to you
- •MigraineAhh the old classic. Most of my friends know I have chronic migraines and they knock me completely out of commission for real sometimes, so so what if I sometimes use a fabricated headache to get out of stuff? Shouldn't some good come from my suffering?
- •Stomach acheSimple yet totally relatable. Be careful though, it's easy to see right through this lie if you use it too many times.
- •I just threw up :(In case your friend isn't buying the stomach ache, this can really help solidify your story.
- •Oh no I totally spaced! I have a...Doctors appointment. An apartment inspection. Tickets to a show.
- •I have to work lateAnother classic but only works on weekdays.
- •Blame it on your roommateMy roommate locked herself out and I have to go let her in! My roommate blocked in my car and I can't leave! My roommate is having a bad day so I really think I should stay with her :(