Add yours!
  1. I'm a Serial killer
    They look just like you and me
  2. I'm a Halloween protester
    You can sell this better with a sigh but that might constitute as dressing up so idk
  3. I'm a buzzkill
  4. I'm dressed as someone who cares
    Most effective if you stare at the person blankly for a moment after you answer
  5. Because I am a grown ass woman who can make her own choices
  6. I am an adult and I have work to do!
    Suggested by @daniellesmale