A Comprehensive List of People I'm Allergic to

Top 10, ranked
  1. 10.
    Martin Shkreli
  2. 9.
    Really overzealous Kardashian fans
  3. 8.
    The Kardashians
  4. 7.
    Movie theater texters
    Your screen is actually so bright and everyone hates you.
  5. 6.
    Tailgaters
  6. 5.
    Sandra Lee
    Wtf is semi-homemade cooking
  7. 4.
    Preachy vegans
    You do you
  8. 3.
    Toby Flenderson
    But people like him in real life. We all know THAT guy.
  9. 2.
    People who unironically chant, "Trump Train"
  10. 1.
    Screaming, crying babies
    Airplanes. Restaurants. Please stop little human.