TOP 10 ft. Quotes
  1. 10.
    Kevin's Famous Chili
    "At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best." -Kevin Malone
  2. 9.
    Jim as Dwight Prank
    "Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." -Jim Halpert
  3. 8.
    Prison Mike
    "The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!" -Michael Scott
  4. 7.
    Diversity Day
    "Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi." -Michael Scott
  5. 6.
    Jim and Pam's wedding montage set to Forever by Chris Brown
    "I bought the boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we'd need a backup plan. The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her." - Jim Halpert
  6. 5.
    Dinner Party
    "That is a $200 plasma you just killed! Good luck paying me back on your $0 a year salary plus benefits, BABE." -Michael Scott
  7. 4.
    Stress Relief cold open
    "No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president!!you are black, Stanley!" -Michael Scott
  8. 3.
    Everything about Fun Run
    "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer Memorial, Celebrity Rabies Awareness, Fun Run Race for the cure, this is Pam." -Pam Beesly
  9. 2.
    Michael proposing to Holly
    "Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?" -Michael Scott
  10. 1.
    Jim's Casino Night confession
    "I was just... I'm in love with you." -Jim Halpert