STUFF I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS

10 Things for 10 Years - in no particular order, a list which hopefully won't spark disappointment when I read it in 20 years, launching me into a series of sitcom-esque adventures ala Dee in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
  1. 1.
    Graduate with high honors from college
    I want to be decorated in cords from head to toe. Like drowning. #alltheregalia
  2. 2.
    Pull an "Elle Woods" on the LSAT
    Wherein Elle Woods got a 179 and was paraded around on the shoulders of her sorority sisters
  3. 3.
    Go to law school
    Basically become Harvey Specter
  4. 4.
    Work and live in a big city
    Where I can conquer my fear of being mugged and/or assaulted. ALSO so I can embark on hilarious shenanigans with cool friends (aka the premise of NBC's Friends)
  5. 5.
    Buy a car
    Name of car tbd.
  6. 6.
    Be able to argue over picking up the dinner tab
    Especially for parents so I can prove I'm a somewhat functional and self-sustaining adult
  7. 7.
    Learn how to properly do laundry
    Instead of my current strategy of taking my nicer clothes home for other people to figure out for me
  8. 8.
    Buy a house
    In which I can make all my Pinterest and HGTV-inspired dreams come true. I can then fill this house with mini versions of me (if I ever get married) OR my currently preferred option of dogs.
  9. 9.
    Grill the perfect steak and/or hamburger
    Probably will take longer than 10 years to perfect, but I am young and optimistic
  10. 10.
    Travel to every continent
    South America and Antarctica, I'm coming for you