THINGS I DO WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING

  1. Look out the window
  2. Get up and get water
  3. Make this list
  4. Think of other lists I need to make
  5. Eavesdrop on conversations by the coffee pot
  6. Look out the window some more
    And get increasingly nervous about the flock of black crows circling outside
  7. Get more water because I finished the first glass
  8. Make my way through every post on the storyline blog