FINDING OUT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATE IS MARRIED

Woke up to a series of very alarmed text messages this morning regarding a former classmate...
  1. He must be insane?
  2. Concern for letting his high school fling that he hasn't spoken to in 3 years know this information
  3. Bun in the oven???
  4. Money is the motivation
  5. For real though, the last we heard he was in jail
  6. BUT MAYBE IT'S LOVE GUYS!?!?
  7. (jk my money is on the elaborate con to rob her of millions)