THINGS I LIKE TO LIST

  1. Chores
  2. Groceries
  3. Stuff to pack
  4. Christmas gifts
  5. Bills
  6. Homework assignments
  7. Enemies
  8. Celebrities I would leave my husband for
  9. Ways in which fictional character Michael Scott was a valuable human being
  10. Tenets of feminism that are not hating men and burning bras