5 THOUGHTS HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING A HALF AND HALF

In my house, traditionally made with Guinness and Harp.
  1. My friends will be so impressed!
  2. (After reading wiki-how) pssshaw I can totally do this
  3. I didn't need this spoon anymore anyways
  4. Okay, first layer down--looking sweet!
  5. Slowly, slowly now...aw fuck.