1. Never sneak up on a man who has been in a chemical fire.
  2. Real men grow mustaches.
    Unless you have a hormone disorder.
  3. You have earn your step fathers love through fighting him.
  4. You have to be able to do something to join a crew.
    Dancing doesn't count
  5. A new heart costs only $50,000
  6. Corvettes are really overrated.
  7. AM radio > FM radio