Why Is No One Using These Tie Breakers

  1. Split an order of curly fries at Arby's, winner has the longest curl
  2. Whoever's birthday is closer to Presidents' Day wins
  3. Who ate vegetables most recently looses
  4. Who spent more money in the last 24 hours looses
  5. Winner is whoever is wearing the most articles of clothing
  6. Whoever eats a 7-11 hot dog the fastest wins. (Or looses I don't really know)