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I swear I do feed her the advised amount every day.
  1. About 50 Italian plumbs in one afternoon.
    We even piled them up in the corner of the yard for her. Her total for that summer was upwards of a few hundred. She went on a diet shortly thereafter.
  2. A stick of butter.
    I still gag thinking about that.
  3. A whole bag of Ricola cough drops.
    At least her breath smelled nice afterward.
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