Jokes Customers Make That Service Employees Get Sick Of

You aren't that clever
  1. When something won't scan: "That means it's free right?"
    Ha
  2. Asking for a customer's phone number: "Sorry, I'm married"
    Ha!
  3. At vacuum store: "Which one sucks the best?"
    Haha nice
  4. Waitress asks if she can get you anything else: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers?!"
    😂😂😂😂
  5. Cashier checking if a large bill is real: "It's real, I just printed it this morning"
    HAHAHA OMFG SO F****** FUNNY!