Things I Plan on Telling My Children That Santa Likes Instead of Milk & Cookies

Upgrading the annual midnight snack my future wife and I will inevitably share thanks to our kids. Plus, wtf do they know? They're kids
  1. Beer & Ribs
  2. Kool-aid & Lobster
  3. Sauvignon blanc & sesame chicken
  4. Cool Blue Gatorade & spaghetti
  5. Mojitos & sweet potato fries