Things I Pretend to Read
Call it lethargy, apathy, or negligence, I just call it practicality.
- •The App Store Terms & Conditions
- •Most college textbooks
- •Articles my mom prints out for me about crimes in downtown Chicago
- •Water slide rules
- •Sometimes insurance policies at work
- •Instruction manuals for my phone, laptop, etc.
- •Nutrition labels
- •"Nineteen Eighty-Four" by George OrwellI pretend to read this annually