LIST OF DEMANDS
Inspired by @lesleyarfin
- •All website-specific apps shall be banished!The Internet is the only app I want to use for accessing things already found on the Internet.
- •Self-driving cars are mandatory!Nobody wants to get hurt because a doofus was allowed to make poor decisions on the road.
- •Blankets! Bring me them!I'm cold and would like something fluffy. It must be long enough to wrap around me burrito-style.
- •Food trucks have to drive around more!Have a food truck but you only operate from one location? Congrats, you're just a restaurant. Come to my house!
- •Tax shall be included in the price!Don't make me do the math. You do it, stores. I trust you.
- •No more duck faces in pictures!It was cute only in, like, 2007 and half of y'all ain't even do it right!