MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV

  1. Grandma's Boy
    "There was this fire... and I was trying to save it from this baby...."
  2. Hot Fuzz
    "I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred adrenaline fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
  3. Step Brothers
    "You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors!"
  4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
    "This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'"
  5. The Benchwarmers
    "The sun is not a monster!"
  6. Jingle All The Way
    "It's turbo time!"
  7. Charlie's Angels
    "I shake, you bake."
  8. Let's Be Cops
    "I look like someone hit me in the face with Lil Wayne."