MOVIES THAT MADE EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY, BUT MADE ME SAD

This list is a real bummer.
  1. The Lego Movie
    The Lego-verse made me feel claustrophobic and knowing how adorable Chris Pratt is made the meanness of the other characters that much worse.
  2. Up
    Yes, the intro is sad, but "Up" kept bumming me out through the entire thing.
  3. Finding Nemo
    A lost child and one half of the team looking for him has an obvious brain injury? No thanks.
  4. Keanu
    I haven't seen this movie yet, but someone taking my cat is one of my worst nightmares, so I don't think I could hack it.