REASONS WHY @SARAHGORMAN IS A BOTHER
As her older sister I consider myself the foremost expert on this topic @sarahgorman
- •She's always singing. Like ALL the time.
- •She drinks me out of juice and Diet Cokes. And hides the evidence in my storage ottoman, which I find weeks later.
- •Have you heard about her fame on The List app? Did she forget to mention it?
- •She's running a 24 year long con where she pretends to be incompetent at things like cleaning and giving back rubs so no one will ask her to do it.
- •She'll harass you to watch a tv show that you just can't miss and needs to be discussed, you'll spend weeks catching up on every season, and then she'll promptly stop watching it.
- •Her little red backpack
- •Her propensity for breaking furniture
- •She doesn't like when you mix fruit and meat
- •She's a space invader
- •She's always smexting (or listing) when you're trying to hang out
- •Hey Sarelles! I like the things you do... not.
- •She steals all the muffins.
- •I guess despite these things she's still a pretty cool seastar.