COURSES I COULD TEACH AT THE COLLEGIATE LEVEL

Inspired by @meg1
  1. Intro To How To Make Small Talk During Sorority Recruitment
    curriculum focuses on The Bachelor/ette
  2. Saving More Money Than You Spend At Old Navy
  3. How To Avoid People 201
    prerequisite: Texting While Walking And Other Creative Ways To Avoid Eye Contact
  4. How To Make Friends And Influence People
    alternative title: Baking Cookies From Scratch
  5. Sliding Pop Culture References Into Conversations 400
  6. Avoiding Confrontation 303
    an upper level course teaching you how to cool off your frustration before it gets bad enough to talk about and avoid people that you think might ask you out on a date. prerequisites: Intro To Rap Music and Always Use The Stairs: A Guide To Escape Routes
  7. Advanced People Watching