People I befriended today

  1. The girl whose boyfriend cheated on her with his aunt
  2. The boy that brings beef jerky and rope with him everywhere in case of emergency
  3. The girl who reminds me of my friend back home
  4. The girl whose job title is NINJA
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  5. The boy who has a crush on the girl whose job title is NINJA
  6. The girl that is the glue that holds it all together